There’s a Spider on the Ceiling
OK, so that last bit was a bit rushed – a bit fake, a bit gratuitous, but I’m back already…
Writer and Artist
OK, so that last bit was a bit rushed – a bit fake, a bit gratuitous, but I’m back already…
Character A: Life is temporal. Character B: Uh! Character A: You know, it exists in time. Character B: Yeah? What’s…
Edit * I think this was written around about 1999 Saturday Despite the sobs, I am not sad. I know…
A personal message to the BBC Radio 4 Today programme
Another extract from some work-in-progress on my new book ‘This is It’ NOTE: After writing this I forgot about it…
Another snippet from This is It. (Disclaimer: I can’t guarantee precise historical accuracy – all these memories may be mixed…
A snippet from some work-in-progress on my autobiographical-novel This is it *** ‘It. Is. Art.’ ‘No. It’s. Not.’ ‘Hah!’ Samantha…
Another one from the archives – written on Tuesday November 30th 1999 Public-bloody-transport. How did it come to this? Me.…
This is a piece I wrote on Tuesday 4th November 2003 during the substantial gaps between visitors on the second…