Saturday-Bloody-Morning
Christmas coming fast
Should have been here Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday night perhaps
The world has got a problem
Only one? I hear you ask
Well one that’s really pissed me off
That awful shopping task
We all come down together
to fill our metal guts
With putrefying blood and bones
and other awful stuff
The charity collectors
jangle at the doors
Piss off you pious bastards
I won’t give you any more
The dreaded day comes round again
We gorge until we’re numb
Forgive the sodding year that’s gone
and curse the one to come