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Stacked Vegan Pizza

I fancied making a pizza the other day but was fed up of those pale lacklustre crusts available from supermarkets…

Well, I did it, I won the Best Ever Book Award. The BEBS is a very prestigious award made just…

I found a canvas in the street. I had some scraps of garish acrylic paint.

To Me is the title of my next book. It’s been written specifically for myself and it is dedicated To…

The hypocrisy of the animal rescue industry Whenever I see appeals for money or support for animal rescue charities the…

I’m just leaving the Co-op Shop and I’ve got a bag of “All Original Starburst Chews, Bursting With Real Fruit…

OK, so that last bit was a bit rushed – a bit fake, a bit gratuitous, but I’m back already…

Character A: Life is temporal. Character B: Uh! Character A: You know, it exists in time. Character B: Yeah? What’s…

Edit * I think this was written around about 1999 Saturday Despite the sobs, I am not sad. I know…