Overheard on a train on the Heart of Wales railway line. Notes found on a scrap of paper in one of my old files. I’m not sure when this was, probably in the last ten years.
4 girls
‘The annoying thing is all the boys said – don’t, he’s gonna cheat on you.’
‘He took this scale (girl) back to his house then at 2 o’clock there was this scale leaving.’
Old Gits
‘They brought the family down from Newcastle. Newcastle paid the council to take them off their hands. They’re causing obstructions there. None of them working of course.’
‘Look at that fridge – they must know whose house it is from.’
‘There was a banana skin on the bus.’
‘It’s the politicians – they’re ripping us off.’
‘The word is foreign and that’s what you see all the time – what’s wrong with Welsh timber?’
‘They just chuck their McDonald’s all over the car park.’
Shopping Women
‘I go to Aldi for all my veg, then mop up in Tesco.’
‘I’m trying to get them to eat healthy – but all they want is fish fingers and chips. So, I boiled some potatoes and put them with some faggots – all they had to do was microwave them – but they still wanted fish fingers and chips.’
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